- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

knock knock Goodbye

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Waffles ate my grandma

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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