What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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