- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Fine, ladies first.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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