Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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