A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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