yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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