- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

AIDS

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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