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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

identical jokes get different votes.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Your mom is so old she died

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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