Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Refridgerator.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Can midgets still have big dreams?

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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