- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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