- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What fires shots? A gun

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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