- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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