- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Fine, ladies first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

oh hey.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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