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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Bark I'm a tree

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.