- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

National security?

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

womans having rights.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Nickelback

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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