- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's 9+10? 19

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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