whats small and sexually confused? YOu

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Anti Joke

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