- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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