- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

kennah campion when she talks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats up and also down? your mum

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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