- Anti Joke

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.