- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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