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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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