- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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