A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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