- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Robin, get in the car, please.

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