- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

it was all Tagart

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

the economy.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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