- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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