What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

im telling maguire

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What's your guys names?

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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