- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

cory

I like that, but why am I happy?

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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