- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

No it doesnt..

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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