- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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