yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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