- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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