- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

I like that, but why am I happy?

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