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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

A fish swims up your penis...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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