- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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