- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

I'm Polish.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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