- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

i just wrote this so hard

Mooses

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

My dad

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

The GOV and the WHO?

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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