What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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