Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

you give like i give lomain

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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