- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Mooses

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

i just wrote this so hard

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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