Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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