A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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TOP KEK

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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