- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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