- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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