Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Pickle

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Knock knock. Get out!!

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Anti Joke

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