Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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