- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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