Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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