- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

A seal walks into a club.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

smell the vitamin C

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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