why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

womens rights

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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the WNBA

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Obama = ebola

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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