- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

How about that airline food?

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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