A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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