Women's rights

A praying mantis is very graceful

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

The Labour Party.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

You were born.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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