Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

lets bomb africa

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What do you call an arab ?

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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