- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Justin beiber..

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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