an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

your mom is so fat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

What's long and black? A long and black object.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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