- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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