A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Why? Because.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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