Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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