What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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