- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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