Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Your mother just died.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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