Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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