Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

You know what's natural? Bears.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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