- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Black people.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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