- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

a man was shot.... he died

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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