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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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