What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Ol-ive

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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