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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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