Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

lets bomb africa

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

What do you call an arab ?

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Male leadership.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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