- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What do you call an arab ?

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

lets bomb africa

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

I'm rick james bitch

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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