- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

they told me not to write here but i did

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

There was an american man on the way to work.

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