A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What fires shots? A gun

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Face...tastes like chicken!

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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