Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

Sarah Palin.

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what is the color of a burp burple

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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