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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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