- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What's the difference between a duck?

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

An Asian person drove home safely.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What happened to my sunglasses?

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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