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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Drew Knowles is gay

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

WNBA

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.