- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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