- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

A woman walks into a bar.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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