- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

But who would want to sell us out and why?

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

PENIS that is all

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

an ethopian thanksgiving

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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