Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Sex

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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