someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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