This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Your mom

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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