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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Make me famous

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Make me famous

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves