What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Vaginal secretions

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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