- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Once upon a time a was born

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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