- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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