A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Who is it?

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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