Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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