Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

kieran is a homosexual

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Anti Joke

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