- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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