Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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