John Cena

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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