what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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