- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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