have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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