Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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