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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Please don't shoot me

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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