A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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penis?

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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