- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's better than a stick? A stone

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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