fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Ross.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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