- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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