- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

GOODBYE

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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