- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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