- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

womens rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

womans having rights.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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