- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

I'm so punny.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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