- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

womens rights

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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