How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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