- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

run farther?

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

child labor

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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