- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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