Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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