What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Religion.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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