Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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