- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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