A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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