- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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