why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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