- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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