So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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smell the vitamin C

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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irish man drinking john smiths

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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