- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

What's white and gluey Glue

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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