- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Knock knock... Home invasion

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

DEATH.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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