In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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