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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mom went to college

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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