whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Firgen and the blung brigade

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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