Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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A dyslexic blind man

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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How about that airline food?

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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