- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Chris Bosh's neck

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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