- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Sex

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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