- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Firgen and the blung brigade

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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