the bible

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

Boob

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

Niall Horan

what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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