- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Sex

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

that wall over there ->

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

pee

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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