What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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