Your mom.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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