A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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women's rights.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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