why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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