- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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