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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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