- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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