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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Women's rights.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

what has genitial warts? me

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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