What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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