- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

123 f*ck off

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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