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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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DEATH.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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