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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

i dont fisish anythi

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What hurts like hell? HELL

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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