- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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