- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

A paralysed man falls over.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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