- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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