I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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they told me not to write here but i did

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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