1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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João Duarte reads this.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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PENIS

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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