A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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