- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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