- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

What's brown and sticky A stick

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Knock knock come in.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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