- Anti Joke

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

So a baby seal walks into a club

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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