- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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