I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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