Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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