- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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