- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

A van drives into a car.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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