- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What does two plus two equal? 4

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??