What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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