Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Honk if you're Amish!

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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