What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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