Vaginal secretions

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Kevin and Ramin

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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