In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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