Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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WILLYS

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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This is a joke.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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