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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Justin Beiber

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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