Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

batman has diarrhea

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What's brown an sticky Shit

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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