What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

thumb_up thumb_down -21

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

thumb_up thumb_down -21

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

thumb_up thumb_down -21

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Women's Rights

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

thumb_up thumb_down -21

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops