A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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i dont fisish anythi

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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