- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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