Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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- Helen Keller

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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